I love wine. Only wine without the “h” though. Because I detest whine. Those pesky homophones. More often than not, both wine and whine go hand in hand. The kids whine so much that I sometimes find myself thinking about wine in the morning.
When I was pregnant with the twins, I bought Dave a Wine of the Month subscription. I figured, with screaming babies and a stressed wife, he really needed wine. He didn’t just need copious amounts of alchohol lying around the house, he needed it delivered to the door.
Now that we’ve emptied the wine fridge, and we’ve had to buy our own wines, I miss the wine of the month club. The delicious wine that Oscar from WOMC sends us can’t even be compared with the crappy wine I’ve found on sale at the grocery store. Plus, Oscar sends us a little bio about the wine and the vineyard, tells us what kinds of foods it goes well with, and puts it in a box for Fedex to deliver it to my door. Really, the grocery store can’t compare. And, if Oscar sends us a wine that doesn’t tickle our taste buds, I can send it back. And he’ll send me a new bottle, free of charge. Not that Oscar has ever sent us something we didn’t love. I’m pretty sure, that Savemart doesn’t feel the same way about pleasing my taste buds.
So, a few weeks ago, I called up Oscar and started our subscription again. He was so happy that we came back that he offered us $10 off our first month and 2 free wine glasses. He has also offered the same deal to all of my friends that sign up before October 30th and we get to split a case of wine for free. That’s right, you heard me correctly, free wine.
You know you want some delicious wine from Oscar. Email me and I’ll give you all of the details, because you need a special secret code for the free wine. A secret code that only I have. Yep, I’m pretty secretive like that.
*I’m not quite sure how we ever built up a stockpile of wine before because the wine didn’t even last two weeks this month. So hurry, we’ve already finished our two bottles for this month and I might have to resort to more grocery store wine.
sadly, at this time i can’t afford wine that wasn’t made in my bathtub. Trust me 3 glasses of bathtub wine and you will be begging for that “high-quality” SaveMart wine.
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