Boy vs girl

Tonight as I struggled to pick something to wear to the metallica concert, I decided that boys have it way easier than girls.

Dave: you are stressing too much about this. It’s a rock concert. See I’m already dressed. (ozzy Osborne shirt & jeans)

Me: I don’t own any metal shirts and I have 5 pairs of jeans to choose from. Not to mention shoes.

I should be a boy. Getting dressed would be so much easier.

Plus being a boy means someone cooks for you and cleans up after you. You don’t have to worry about scrubbing toilets or grocery shopping. You orgasm every (I’d put this in italics but I’m blogging from my iPhone) time and it takes very little to turn you on. Plus someone else births your babies for you.

Dave: but you do get multiple orgasms, you don’t have to go to work and someone puts up with your crap. I like the second pair of jeans, hurry up and get ready.