Having a teen isn’t always fun. Sometimes you want to beat your head against a brick wall and then crawl into a deep whole. Then sometimes they say things that knock your socks off. Either they are incredibly insightful, sensitive and sweet or they are hilariously funny.
Having a teenager isn’t half bad.
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Only if she’s using “thong” in the seventies sense. As in…flip-flops.
I think you need a Burka just for living in the arctic tundra!