McKayla walked up to me today and looked me up and down and said, “I think I’m a little bit taller”. I’m sure she was just mocking my short stature. What she didn’t expect was me breaking out in rap.
Ya, I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
and I’d call her.
Mckayla: What? What? Did you just come up with that? Have you been working on that for awhile just waiting for the exact moment to say that?
Me: No, that’s a famous song. You’ve never heard it before?
McKayla: No. Show me this song.
And I did what any good parent would do. I found a youtube video.
McKayla: This is awesome! This will be my new signature song!
Me: Wait, if you thought that was good, you’re gonna love this one!
McKayla: This is awesome!
and then it gets to the chorus.
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
But you say he’s just a friend
McKayla: OMG!!! I think I’m gonna pee my pants! Do you think he’s serious? Did you guys really like this?
Me: Yea, this was like a top 20 video.
and she started laughing so hard she actually spit out the piece of watermelon she had just put in her mouth.
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