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McKayla walked up to me today and looked me up and down and said, “I think I’m a little bit taller”.  I’m sure she was just mocking my short stature.  What she didn’t expect was me breaking out in rap.

 Ya, I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

and I’d call her.

Mckayla:  What?  What?  Did you just come up with that?  Have you been working on that for awhile just waiting for the exact moment to say that?

Me:  No, that’s a famous song.  You’ve never heard it before?

McKayla:  No.  Show me this song.

And I did what any good parent would do.  I found a youtube video.

McKayla:  This is awesome!   This will be my new signature song!

Me:  Wait, if you thought that was good, you’re gonna love this one!

McKayla:  This is awesome!

and then it gets to the chorus.

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
But you say he’s just a friend

McKayla:  OMG!!! I think I’m gonna pee my pants!   Do you think he’s serious?  Did you guys really like this?

Me:  Yea, this was like  a top 20 video.

and she started laughing so hard she actually spit out the piece of watermelon she had just put in her mouth.

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